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CSPAN
Sep 2, 2012 10:30am EDT
quote game of basketball with my brother, craig. i can't tell you how much it means to have craig and my mom here tonight. like craig, i can feel my dad looking down on us, just as i've felt his presence in every grace-filled moment of my life. and at six-foot-six, i've often felt like craig was looking down on me, too, literally. but the truth is, both when we
CBS
Sep 6, 2012 1:35am EDT
piss ant kid who found it. are you still here? [applause] craig: jeremy irons, everybody! [applause] jeremy irons! all right. there is a little bit of question there for you. >> ah, yes. oh! craig: i'll ask you that if you want. may i say how lovely your trousers are? they are fantastic. >> they are very good until you wash them. craig: well, don't then. >> no, i never have. craig: how long have you had them? >> i've had them about a year. i've worn them three times. i know when you wash them, the color will go. craig: it is a short-lived trouser. >> it is. craig: and i see you have tucked them into your boots. >> yeah, one of your assistants in the back has a pair that was this color when he started. craig: i have moved on from the color. i want to talk about the tucking them in the boots. are you expecting a flash flood? >> you can never be too careful. there are things in hotels. bedbugs. you get earthquakes. there was one yesterday. craig: that's true. >>> i'm a man from ireland. i like a quiet life. i have heard a bit about your show. craig: yes. it is probably best to tuck you
NBC
Sep 29, 2012 12:35am EDT
. good night, everybody. [laughter] craig: please state your name for the folks at home. >> jeff. craig: jeff arnold? that's two first names. do you a third name? >> it is just jeff arnold. craig: all right. all right. relax. [laughter] anything special going on in your life at the moment, jeff? >> yeah, there is. craig: oh, really? what is it? >> it's my birthday. [applause] craig: it's his birthday! [applause] jeff, my buddy, his birthday! please, nobody sing "happy birthday." we can't afford that but it is his birthday. jeff told me himself right before we started the show. [laughter] and we got you a present. >> really? craig: yes. [laughter] craig: michael? >> dinner. craig: dinner with michael. [laughter] no? no. a t-shirt. yeah, we got a t-shirt. hold on. there you go. thanks. a t-shirt with my name on it so you can be like look. i put my name in it. >> i can sleep in it. craig: you can sleep in it. where are you going to send him for dinner? >> craig's restaurant. craig: that is not my raupt. >> it is not? craig: no. >> ki come to your house? craig: you have been to my house. wh
CBS
Sep 11, 2012 1:35am EDT
[applause] craig: i'm just seeing if you would pack it in before i did, but clearly -- clearly you are just as desperate as i am. my next guest is a very beautiful actress. she stars in "strike back" friday nights on cinemax. please welcome the adorable rhona mitra, everybody! [applause] craig: rhona! you look lovely. >> thanks, so do you. craig: thank you. i've been swimming a lot. do you like to go swimming? >> i'm not a big fish, actually. i'm more of a cat. craig: you like to go pawing? what makes you cat-like? >> i like to look at it and keep a distance. craig: oh, water. water. yes, i see. >> what were you talking about? craig: the cat thing. i was thinking how does a cat get exercise? but they don't really unless they are killing something. they don't really exercise. >> they play with ball s of vinck string. craig: you seem to have studied these creatures. do you cats? >> no, not anymore. i did. craig: you killed your cat? what happened? >> i ate it. no. craig: did your cat shuffle along? >> you know what? someone actually took my cat. this is not really that poignant. crai
NBC
Sep 19, 2012 12:35am EDT
. president obama. thanks for watching. good night, everybody. (cheers and applause) craig: i'm trying to put on a bipartisan tie so it doesn't look like i'm taking sides. the president was on dave. does this tie say i'm not taking sides? geoff: yeah, it sure does. craig: what the hell does that mean? geoff: well, it matches my eyes. i'm distracted. [laughter] craig: good evening. welcome to the show where tonight we're going to be reading extracts from "larry king: my remarkable journey." don't worry, we're not. we have a much better show than that, right, geoff? geoff: oh, yeah. craig: and we're almost 100% canadian free. almost. there are some canadians in the audience! it will be all right, though, right? geoff: it will be just fine. [laughter] ♪ it's hard to stay up it's been a long, long day and you've got the sandman at the door but hang on leave the tv on and let's do it anyway it's ok you can always sleep through work tomorrow ok hey, hey tomorrow's just your future yesterday ♪ [captioning made possible by worldwide pants, inc., and the cbs television network] you misare you sure
NBC
Sep 26, 2012 12:35am EDT
the company. good night, everybody. (cheers and applause) [laughter] craig: come on out, richard. [applause] -- bridger. [applause] please state your name and what you do at the show here. >> bridger weineker. craig: why do you state your name like it is a question? i think it is bridger but i'm pretty high. >> i don't know. [laughter] craig: what is your position at the show? >> i'm a production assistant. craig: i see. doing any work on the side to make extra money? [laughter] >> yes. yes. craig: what would that work be, bridger? >> i'm reffing the nfl. craig: yes, you are. you and your friends who know aye carumba! about football -- [laughter] are refereeing the biggest game in the united states. i know baseball is, you know, but $9.5 billion worth of entertainment in the nfl and you guys are the referees right now. [laughter] let me take a moment. a slight editorial here. i traveled to this country from a place where they don't have the nfl. it is a dark place. do we want that here? no. so let me ask you this, nfl, are you ready for some crikey dingo football? [applause] we'll be right
NBC
Sep 27, 2012 12:35am EDT
. thank you very much. thanks for watching. good night. everybody. [laughter] craig: the girls of lesbian rorks everybody. [applause] -- row, everybody. i know what you're thinking. you're thinking, craig, why have you brought up the girls of lesbian row? tonight it is international lesbian row. we have girls from -- >> france. >> sweden. >> france. craig: do you know each other? >> yes. craig: that's awesome. and where are you from, young international lady? >> orange county! craig: that's fine. so france, what part of france are you from? >> paris. craig: we have been there. we went there. geoff and went to paris. geoff: yeah, yeah. [laughter] craig: which part of paris? >> second. craig: oh! where are you from? >> sweden. craig: which part? lake malmo. craig: is that the place where is the thing happened with the dragon tattoo thing? >> no. [laughter] craig: you're from -- also from paris? >> yes. craig: i like to pretend that i don't speak english very well to people who english is not their first language. it helps me feel included. which part of orange county are you from? >> the bo
NBC
Sep 28, 2012 12:35am EDT
. thank you very much. >> now stay tuned for craig ferguson this is allen skl ter speaking. good night, everybody. craig: no, no, no. just do it. we're on. look. [laughter] do i have boogers? >> no. [laughter] craig: all right. powder. all right. >> thanks. craig: you too. [applause] you were totally looking at her ass when she walked off! sop was i! -- so was i! i have to be honest with you tonight. full disclosure. i've got a terrible cold and i've been taking a lot of drugs. you know when you go to buy the flu medication at the pharmacy now and they want to see your driver's license to make sure you're not going to be making crystal meth? i'm 50 years old. i do look like i'm going to be making crystal meth? here's my driver's license. i always wants to say how do you make it just in case i ever want to. my cold medicine. that's why lisa was out when i was powdering my nose. in the 1980's it was a completely different thing. i've done the show before when aide cold before. right, geoff? geoff: oh, yeah. craig: i don't take a lot of drugs these days so when i take them because i have
NBC
Sep 21, 2012 12:35am EDT
told. good night, everybody. now stay tuned for craig ferguson. this is alan kalter speaking. good night, everybody. [laughter] craig: do i look tired and pissed off to you? ok. good. please state your name for the folks at home. >> my name is mitchell. craig: mitchell. lolve name. what are you doing in your life? >> i'm interning for you. craig: oh, you're an intern at the show? you know i have young children. right. i have a 2-year-old in the house. i don't know what is going on with him right now. he's keeping me awake. i'm very, very tired. when came to work, i said liam kept me awake. i'm going to go to my office and take a nap. what happened, mitchell? >> i was the one who knocked. craig: you knocked on my door, mitchell! [laughter] was it an emergency, mitchell? >> no, not at all. craig: it was not an emergency, mitchell. what was it, mitchell? i like to give little autographed cups to the guests. when do they get here? about five minutes before the show? when did you knock on my show, mitchell? 11:00 a.m.! people think i'm being unreasonable. i'm not being unreasonable. not
NBC
Sep 20, 2012 12:35am EDT
." thank you. good night, everybody! craig: are you ready? >> i'm ready. yeah. [laughter] craig: please state your name for the folks at home. >> jeff garland. craig: jeff garland? the famous actor? what the hell are you doing here for the cold open? [applause] >> well, i have got to tell you, the only slot you had open was the cold open. i've been talking to your producers for months. i came here to promote a movie. craig: is it good? are you in it? >> it is called "sleepwalk with me." is there a clip? craig: did you bring a clip? >> i think there is a clip. craig: ok. >> a half-hour. i only have 10 minutes of material. >> really? wow. you're going to have to fill out that time somehow, man. do some crowd work. talk to the crowd. make fun of people. whenever i make fun of people, they hurt me. nice shirt, loser. sorry. no, i like it. it's nice. sorry. [laughter] [applause] >> that is a great clip! craig: it is an awesome clip. sadly, you're not in the clip. >> there is no reason for me to be in the clip. craig: no, no, no. you have to be in the clip. that's what you do. you come on the
NBC
Sep 25, 2012 12:35am EDT
, everybody. >> [laughter] craig: diners, drive-inn is and dives. [applause] please state your name for the folks at home when i gesture toward you. >> susan. >> linda. >> kevin. craig: are you three related in any way? >> yes. [laughter] craig: where are you from? >> iowa. craig: iowa? how do you pass away the long evenings at home in iowa? >> drink. craig: drink? really? [laughter] after you have had a couple of drinks, do you start thinking to yourself, hey, i have a good idea, let's dye our hair the same color? [applause] now i'm guessing that there was some lady beauty treatments going on and you were a little buzzed up and you were like -- that's what happened, isn't it? oh, come on! >> go for it. craig: that's how i got my breast implants. [laughter] so what do you guys do? you're all -- live in the same house? >> we're married. craig: you're married? >> this is my sister from california. >> i'm from southern california. craig: oh, so your hair is naturally that color? >> yeah. craig: you moved to california? >> yes. craig: so you will be the vegan liberal of the family? >> i
NBC
Sep 22, 2012 12:35am EDT
♪ ♪ does that make me want you baby. [laughter] craig: oh, we started? right. good evening, ladies. please state your name for the folks at home when i touch you on the shoulder. >> caroline. craig: caroline? >> joanna. craig: you girls from out of town? >> germany. craig: oh, really? germany? there were three of you a minute ago. what happened? >> we lost one. craig: one of your friends doesn't want to be here. are you here working or on a mission? or on vacation. are you on vacation? that's what i meant. >> i'm on vacation. craig: what are you doing here? >> i'm studying. craig: what are you studying? >> business and management of entertainment. craig: the business and management of entertainment? well, you have come to the wrong [beep] place. >> that's when i realized too late. craig: hey, what town in germany are you from? gueson. you don't know gueson? craig: is that where the geese are from? >> close to frankfurt. craig: close to frankfurt? are you from there too? >> yes. >> we're sisters. craig: are you? >> couldn't you tell? [laughter] craig: this is kind of going in a dire
CBS
Sep 5, 2012 1:35am EDT
without her makeup on. [applause] >> no, no, no. there i am. craig: am i right? >> there i am with prince -- i don't know if it will earn a place on -- craig: sure, i'll put it up next to the rhino. [applause] >> can i just -- craig: yeah, all right. there you go. >> can i just see what else you have going on here? craig: betty white. justin beesh. someone dropped it. paul mccartney. paul mccartney. some other stuff. >> that is the future king of england. craig: he'll never be the king. >> the queen is never going to die? craig: no, i don't think so. i believe they developed some kind of special thing. she jumped out of a helicopter at the olympics. >> i love her. she is so bad ass. craig: she is like come on. let's do it for britain. >> you know she is reading "50 shades." i guarantee you. craig: there was a photograph of her last week. she was wearing a hoody driving a four-wheel drive car. >> she is gangsta. craig: she's like i'm the queen, bitches. >> are you saying she is going to have a dance mix? why not? we all do. can i ask you something? are you going to hit me? you
CBS
Sep 7, 2012 1:35am EDT
" in the end worked was because baltimore was like so many other places like st. louis or cleveland. craig: or even glasgow. i always thought it was like glasgow. >> it is very much like glasgow. i've been to glasgow. it very much reminded me of baltimore. craig: they have the same kind of -- the same drug problem for a long time. >> the political corruption. you'd do fine in baltimore. craig: i have been to baltimore a couple of times. did great. >> did you have your bail ney taped to your chest? craig: when i was a kid growing up, there was a lot of these underpasses on to the freeways. they built these kind of places. we used to always carry a milk bottle when we went through in case anyone attacked you you could smash them with a milk bottle. it was hilarious. >> the building block of comedy. craig: it was great. "the wire". the post industrial, i met a guy, let's call him a entrepreneur in moscow, who was a big fan of "the wire" he said it was just like moscow. he said because capitalism cannot really exist effectively unless there is a reasonably honest police force. if the corruptio
CBS
Sep 20, 2012 1:35am PDT
♪ what did we learn on the show tonight, craig? [meow] [laughter] craig: don't suppose we could read this? >> you're at strike 29 so you got like 20 left. craig: wait, that doesn't make sense. if it is strike 29, i have 20 left, that is 49 strikes? >> you better watch yourself! craig: you better watch yourself! >> don't look at me like that. craig: yeah, you watch yourself too. geoff: why are you giving me crap? craig: i'm tired of sharing an apartment with you jerks. >> another strike. craig: you can't just keep adding strikes for no reason. >> that was filthy. i know what you're implying. craig: sharing an apartment? >> you just keep going. craig: what is dirty about sharing an apartment? geoff: you know, man. craig: is sharing an apartment like when we took that train to that town in the midwest? geoff: you mean that time we took the train to cleveland? craig: it was a special kind of train. geoff: it was a steam engine. [laughter] craig: no strikes on this? >> oh, you got them. craig: ok. good night, everybody. [ male announcer ] jay likes it when his mobile phone helps him
CBS
Sep 14, 2012 1:35am PDT
was the goddess of vengeance? geoff: i think it was the witch that turned the guy into paper. craig: correct, geoff, it was nemesis. geoff: that's what i meant. craig: yeah. you ready? geoff: yeah, yeah. craig: settled into a private -- i'm going use this voice -- geoff: no, that's good. like that. craig: settled into a private and luxury villa at the cavendish. it's already sexy, right? geoff: it's already hot. craig: when you start reading jackie collins, i can feel the blood getting stirred down below. geoff: i wish i knew that feeling. craig: yeah, it's not bad. geoff: is it like driving around an industrial being? craig: yeah. in many ways you go to the building and you drive around a little bit and then, knock on the door and then you go. [laughter] geoff: you knock on the door? craig: it's polite. geoff: ok. craig: we've got to go. good night, everybody. good night. captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org--,, [ female announcer ] you want family dinner to be special. dad, we want pizza. you guys said tacos. [ female announcer ] it doesn't always work out that w
CBS
Sep 26, 2012 1:35am PDT
♪ what did we learn on the show tonight, craig? yee-haw! [laughter] craig: what i learned is this. geoff, you have been a great sidekick to me all these years. it has been awesome. geoff: yeah? [laughter] craig: but i got to be honest. there is somebody new. [laughter] geoff: what the hell? craig: i'm kidding, but i like this thing. i'm going to put it up here next to betty white, tom, justin bieber, paul mccartney, paul mccartney. what do you think? should we give this little fella a name? geoff: sure. craig: what is a good name for him? geoff: pepino. craig: no, i was thinking -- george. geoff: george? craig: yeah, george peterson. geoff: george peterson? [laughter] craig: is that a real guy? well, i guess we'll find out. i'll put it up there. what happens when it goes bad? do they go bad? well, i guess we'll find out. [laughter] good night, everybody. good night. [ female announcer ] this is the story of joycelin... [ joycelin ] it was a typical morning. i was getting ready for work, and then i got this horrible headache, and then i blacked out. [ female announcer ] ...who thou
CBS
Sep 4, 2012 1:35am PDT
mouth. craig: i noticed. [laughter] geoff: you think larry has killed people? [laughter] craig: no! [laughter] don't be absurd. geoff: that's silly. craig: crazy. [laughter] you think secretariat has killed anyone? [creepy music] [laughter] geoff: no. craig: no. no. no. so you want to walk home with me tonight? geoff: how dare you! craig: what are you talking about? geoff: i can't walk, man. craig: i was like why -- what's wrong with that? then i remembered. you're stuck here until tomorrow. geoff: offer of help. that's great. you want me to help you out, man? i can't walk. craig: sorry. so it is just going to be you left alone here tonight with secretariat. [creepy music] [laughter] geoff: maybe you could get me like a cart or something? craig: i'll get you a cart. good night, everybody. ,,,,,,,,,, >>> a prominent california democrat under fire forced to apologize for comparing republicans to not sit leader. what he was trying to prove >>> at: and at schedule the dumbarton bridge question is so fast >>> organic or conventional which is more nutritious >>> the next few days all abo
CBS
Sep 6, 2012 1:35am PDT
♪ what did we learn on the show tonight, craig? [meow] [laughter] craig: hi, gerry. >> hello. craig: what do you do? >> i'm a comedian. craig: were you scheduled to be on the show tonight? >> i was but apparently that change. craig: one of our guests talked to long. [laughter] >> jeremy red pants. craig: jeremy red pants is a respected actor. he talks the right amount of time and he has his boots -- >> ok. you let me. craig: i would let you too. would you like to apologize to gerry? >> i am so sorry. i know you to get on a flight. craig: really? come back next week. come back next week and be on the show. i insist. at our expense. >> i'm really sorry. craig: and we got you a present. because we know you're a big fan of jewels. so we got you "chasing down dawn". it is by jewel. geoff: you're going to learn a lot about your life. craig: monica potter, geoffrey peterson. craig: monica potter, geoffrey peterson. we'll behi there.orrow.,, chase freedom is offering 5% cash back at gas stations this quarter. wow, thanks! beep. beep. activate your 5% cash back at chase.com/freedom. i
CBS
Sep 18, 2012 1:35am PDT
>> thank you very much. craig: i can't help but notice that you're english. >> yes, i am. [laughter] what does geoff think about that? does he not like english people? craig: no, he is a big fan of "downton abbey" geoff: couldn't understand a word either of you were saying. craig: geoff has trouble with accepts. most english people when they are singing, they sing a little bit like americans. >> i find i do. craig: maybe because the artists you listen to are american. >> actually yes. i'm a big fan of lauren hill. and erika badu. craig: that's two americans right there. geoff: that's two. two americans. >> did you understand that, geoff? craig: yeah. i love cool english girl singers, geoff. geoff: oh, man. craig: and especially when they sing songs about the virtues of an older man. [applause] you're welcome here any time. good night, everybody. been shopping so smart, cash back with your freedom card getting cash back on what? close shave and haircut fan for the ceiling. you're gonna cool off that hoooounddd! tonight you gotta get your cash back, on new slacks. use freedom on lunch
CBS
Sep 21, 2012 1:35am PDT
can shower with just one other person or a pet. craig: a pet? [laughter] >> the idea is you encourage people to save water. craig: yeah, i like it. >> if you want, i can put you on an e-mail list if you need some friends to shower with. [laughter] craig: yeah! >> thanks, geoff. or you can shower for less than five minutes a day if that helps. >> i'm european. i do five minutes every other day. i'm good. is there anything else? no, that's it? >> i can keep saying that. craig: i like the idea, know. >> i thought you would. craig: conserving water is what i'm all about. >> ok. i thought you were going to be all about the group showers, but i was wrong. [laughter] craig: no you weren't. [laughter] we got to go. say good night, nikki. >> good night. craig: good night. [ male announcer ] citibank's app for ipad makes it easy for anne to manage her finances when she's on the go. even when she's not going anywhere. citibank for ipad. easier banking. standard at citibank. helps him deposit his checks. jay also like it when mother nature helps him wash his car. mother nature's cool like that. m
CBS
Sep 13, 2012 1:35am EDT
[farts] [laughter] craig: see? this is what i'm reading. geoff: oh, yeah. craig: what is it? can you read it? geoff: it is a book by joel. craig: joel stein. he was just on. he wrote this book which we forgot to talk about. in this book, he did all of he's the manly things to try to be manly. he survived outdoors, rescuing people, competition, bonding with other men. using medicines, taming animals, etc., etc. -- using machines. taming animals. no not one of these chapters did he interview celebrities. i think that is the manliest calling any man can have. geoff: clearly. craig: that's what makes you a man. that's what makes you a man like me. mario lopez. [laughter] geoff: i think also the fact that you mark your territory. craig: oh, yeah. that dasm makes you a -- definitely makes you man. geoff: yeah, yours smells like pee-pee and pizza. craig: yes, geoff. yes, it does. [laughter] good night, everybody. captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- >>> just in, dramatic new images. fires in the streets and gun toting protestors. >> all after four americans
CBS
Sep 14, 2012 1:35am EDT
? geoff: i think it was the witch that turned the guy into paper. craig: correct, geoff, it was nemesis. geoff: that's what i meant. craig: yeah. you ready? geoff: yeah, yeah. craig: settled into a private -- i'm going use this voice -- geoff: no, that's good. like that. craig: settled into a private and luxury villa at the cavendish. it's already sexy, right? geoff: it's already hot. craig: when you start reading jackie collins, i can feel the blood getting stirred down below. geoff: i wish i knew that feeling. craig: yeah, it's not bad. geoff: is it like driving around an industrial being? craig: yeah. in many ways you go to the building and you drive around a little bit and then, knock on the door and then you go. [laughter] geoff: you knock on the door? craig: it's polite. geoff: ok. craig: we've got to go. good night, everybody. good night. captioned by the national captioning institute . >>> he violated my rights. >> taxpayers say they're buying for cameras that watch the speed cameras watching you. >>> plus a food alert. when russ ptacek comes knocking, the fireworks start. >>> b
WHUT
Sep 4, 2012 6:00pm EDT
convention, giving his acceptance address for his nomination. we're joined by craig unger, author of the new book, "boss rove: inside karl rove's secret kingdom of power." arun gupta is with us, a contributor for alternate. co-founder of the occupy wall street journal and the independent rid we welcome you both to "democracy now!" craig unger, you have been here all through the week. you have the very clear, in front of the scenes party, and many have the parties behind the scenes and what has been happening, the significance of this meeting. >> absolutely. we are force fed a really extravagant narrative with 15,000 reporters lapping at up. i think the real story is less visible. you can see there is in tampa bay a boat of a cracker bay, a 150-foot yacht and dozens of millionaires who party to entertain them because they're giving to romney. you saw sheldon adelson, who pledged to give $100 million to the republican cause. of course, david koch was a member of the new york delegation and said he may give as much as $400 million. >> in their meetings, celebrations were going on behind the sce
CBS
Sep 4, 2012 1:35am EDT
geoff: i'm doing that thing where i laugh and don't move my mouth. craig: i noticed. [laughter] geoff: you think larry has killed people? [laughter] craig: no! [laughter] don't be absurd. geoff: that's silly. craig: crazy. [laughter] you think secretariat has killed anyone? [creepy music] [laughter] geoff: no. craig: no. no. no. so you want to walk home with me tonight? geoff: how dare you! craig: what are you talking about? geoff: i can't walk, man. craig: i was like why -- what's wrong with that? then i remembered. you're stuck here until tomorrow. geoff: offer of help. that's great. you want me to help you out, man? i can't walk. craig: sorry. so it is just going to be you left alone here tonight with secretariat. [creepy music] [laughter] geoff: maybe you could get me like a cart or something? craig: i'll get you a cart. good night, everybody. >> tonight at 11:00, the cleanup continues in one northwest d.c. neighborhood one day after heavy rains caused major flooding in homes. they say flooding is nothing new to them and they're pushing the city to do something about it. ma
CBS
Sep 5, 2012 1:35am PDT
♪ what did we learn on the show tonight, craig? [meow] [laughter] craig: tell you what i learned. we have a whole new career as disco divas. let me get that out and then we'll get started. as you see, one of them sits a little lower than the other one. [laughter] this is perfectly normal. [laughter] geoff: you found them. craig: no, no, no. these are props. there you go. you ready? geoff: yeah. craig: ok. ♪ here come the players send in geoff: ♪ here come the players ♪ craig: i'm distancing myself from you. good night, everybody. ,,,,,,,,,, new details and a freeway shootout set up this chp officer on life-support and exclusive eyewitness video that shows what happens next. the first lady takes center stage as a character witness for the president makes her case for why he deserves for more years. there waves because the car is gone. and in the car is gone? your grades while suicide shop in the family car was towed from the parking lot. we uncovered a little-known rule at a popular bay area mall. dewis taking as the night off. the chp officer shot during this morning's comm
CBS
Sep 13, 2012 1:35am PDT
craig: what is it? can you read it? geoff: it is a book by joel. craig: joel stein. he was just on. he wrote this book which we forgot to talk about. in this book, he did all of he's the manly things to try to be manly. he survived outdoors, rescuing people, competition, bonding with other men. using medicines, taming animals, etc., etc. -- using machines. taming animals. no not one of these chapters did he interview celebrities. i think that is the manliest calling any man can have. geoff: clearly. craig: that's what makes you a man. that's what makes you a man like me. mario lopez. [laughter] geoff: i think also the fact that you mark your territory. craig: oh, yeah. that dasm makes you a -- definitely makes you man. geoff: yeah, yours smells like pee-pee and pizza. craig: yes, geoff. yes, it does. [laughter] good night, everybody. captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [ female announcer ] you want family dinner to be special. dad, we want pizza. you guys said tacos. [ female announcer ] it doesn't always work out that way. you know what? we're spendi
CBS
Sep 15, 2012 1:35am PDT
♪ what did we learn on the show tonight, craig? [meow] [laughter] craig: well, i think i learned on the show tonight, geoff, that the real win with the zombie stheem just to have the cat fire out of its ass at the zombie. that's the kind of entertainment you're going to get here. geoff: it works every time. craig: the cat shoots the zombie and then -- you're saying it is better than the zombie monologue then? geoff: no, i would never say anything like that. no, your monologue was great, man. i was in his take into consideration. craig: how bad was it? geoff: pretty bad. craig: we'll see you. good night. ,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> $700,000 nothing to show for it the bay area problem that cam back as soon as the city ran and of money. >>> he went to a retreat in the peruvian jungle and never seen alive again when know what happened to a bay area team and sherman tried to cover up. >>> i took my first that my mom was crying >>> a dream come true for this bay area man a buy on the suit helps paralyzed people walk. >>> the city spent 700 grand and what did get, nothing. san jose
CBS
Sep 15, 2012 1:35am EDT
might not know the half of it. ♪ what did we learn on the show tonight, craig? [meow] [laughter] craig: well, i think i learned on the show tonight, geoff, that the real win with the zombie stheem just to have the cat fire out of its ass at the zombie. that's the kind of entertainment you're going to get here. geoff: it works every time. craig: the cat shoots the zombie and then -- you're saying it is better than the zombie monologue then? geoff: no, i would never say anything like that. no, your monologue was great, man. i was in his take into consideration. craig: how bad was it? geoff: pretty bad. craig: we'll see you. good night. . >>> this is 9news now. >>> new tonight at 11:00, a hero is honored. leo johnson took a bullet and disarmed a gunman who charged into a family council meeting last month. tonight he's getting top praise and talking with 9news for the very first time. >> our own ken molestina was at the ceremony. he joins us live with more. >> reporter: for the first time since the shooting, leo johnson is talking about that fateful day and he's rallying the support since
MSNBC
Sep 12, 2012 2:00pm EDT
>>> i'm craig melvin in for tamron hall. following developments of four diplomats killed in benghazi. right now, hundreds of u.s. marines are on their way to bolster security at the u.s. embassy in tripoli as embassies across the region are on high alert. meanwhile, americans in algeria and egypt told to avoid crowded places. the violence started with the storming of the u.s. embassy in cairo yesterday. protesters ripped down the american flag. all of this thought to be at this point a reaction to an obscure american-made film posted on the internet that rid cutes prophet muhammad. hillary clinton and president obama promised swift action. >> today we mourn four more americans who represent the very best of the united states of america. we will not waiver in our commitment to see that justice is done for this terrible act and make no mistake, justice will be done. >> the friendship between our countries born out of shared struggle will not be another casualty of this attack. a free and stable libya is still in america's interest and security. and we will not turn our back
CBS
Sep 28, 2012 1:35am PDT
♪ what did we learn on the show tonight, craig? [meow] [laughter] craig: and i don't have time to think about it. i've got to find my plane tects, pack my bags and get ready for the next show. after all, i'm only one man. geoff: wow, that was beautiful. craig: wasn't it? yeah. yeah. i read regis' autobiography to geoff during the commercial breaks. you think you know me? you don't ooh-la-la know me! [laughter] i don't really know myself right now. [laughter] geoff: this is a good man, people. this is a man who would read to his gay robot friend even in the midst of illness. craig: and that's why i would like to announce my candidacy as a legitimate contender for the president of the united states. [applause] good night, everybody! - [ background chatter ] - ♪ [ harp notes ] - i see a little silhouetto of a man. - scaramouche. scaramouche. will you do the fandango? oh. thunderbolt and lightning-- very, very frightening me. - galileo. - galileo. - galileo? - figaro. easy come, easy go. will you let me go? - bismillah, no. - [ together ] we will not let you go. - let me go. - we
MSNBC
Sep 12, 2012 11:00am PDT
in cairo, egypt. >> reporter: craig, by now there's a familiar scenario explaining what happened in these two separate attacks. that these internet videos were being seen here in egypt, they were being talked about by some radical preachers in this country, people got enflamed, particularly hardline muslims who are the most hardline of sunni muslims and they let their emotions get the best of them. they climbed on top of the u.s. embassy walls. they entered inside the compound. they pulled down that flag. that as far as we can tell is pretty much what happened in egypt. what happened in libya was not nearly as spontaneous. that was a commando attack. now, it may have also been inspired by these hateful internet videos, but it wasn't -- it didn't have a feeling of spontaneity. it was a militant, a commando attack. they -- the people that launched this attack used rpgs. they used heavy machine guns. it was carried out in two separate waves. that's not the kind of thing an angry mob decides to get up and do. that's the kind of activity, a terrorist group, al qaeda, there are many of
MSNBC
Sep 22, 2012 1:00pm PDT
'm craig melvin. you're watching msnbc, the mace for politics. sheer what is happening right now. paul ryan just wrapped up a town hall event in orlando, florida. it's his second event in the sunshine state today. moments ago he took aim at president obama, saying his policies are to blame for the increase in the national debt. >> in 2009, when the president took over, your share of the debt was $35,000 for every single person. over $16,000 more per person has been added to our debt. so every person's share of our national debt is now $51,000. >> vice president biden has just concluded his second event in new hampshire this afternoon. he went after mitt romney's plan to cut the highest marginal tax rate from 35 to 25%. >> wealthy people and very wealthy people are just as patriotic as poor people. they're just as committed to america as poor people. but the one thing they don't need and they'll tell you they don't need is another tax cut. >>> and some good news for all the campaign workers out there. your work seems to be paying off. surprising new signs that voters from both parties are ac
FOX
Sep 2, 2012 11:15pm EDT
. here comes bryce harper to make the catch. he comes up throwing. for some reason allen craig will test the rookie's arm. kurt suzuki makes a double play to get him out. end of the inning. bottom of the 4th no, score until suzuki turns on a dave westbrook pitch, clears the wall in left field, a solo shot. he adds an r.b.i. single in the 6th. 2-0 nationals. strasburg would go six scoreless innings, strikes out the final batter alan craig, his ninth strikeout of the game exiting with a 2-0 lead. top 7 sean burnett in in relief, run other and the 2-0 lead is gone because that's a two-run home run to right. this game is tied 2-2 and strasburg's chance to earn a 16th win no longer. danny espinosa singles up the middle. nats take three of four in the series and win today 4-3, their 81st victory of the year matching the team's record set in 2005. >> all these games are big games and we play a really good opponent that's got a good chance to be in the hunt in october. i mean you sense it. >> when you're 15 games out of going to playoff, it's tough to go in there and try to win a ball game when
MSNBC
Sep 29, 2012 11:00am PDT
know, craig, to the extent that the command of the issues will make a difference in these debates, you can say he's getting a lot of on the job training, certainly. but to argue your premise a little bit, the president, as far as we know, is, in fact, practicing for those debates. just yesterday, he spent two hours south of the capital, about a mile from here, the democratic national committee headquarters, where we are told, on deep background, that he was, in fact, practicing on those debates. of course, the person who is the mock mitt romney, if you will, john kerry, senator john kerry of massachusetts, he also battle tested. he had his own experience in these debates in 2004. people forget he had a series of epic debates debating a republican governor of massachusetts who challenged him for his senate seat back in 1996. that was bill welles. so it's going to be intense, and as you mentioned, he leaves tomorrow, has one event on the ground when he leaves for nevada. then he goes to ground, training at altitude, because the debate is in the mile-high city of denver. but we don't expe
MSNBC
Sep 29, 2012 2:00pm EDT
. ♪ that dirty, old egg-suckin' dog ♪ >>> good saturday morning. i'm craig melvin. you are watching msnbc, the place for politics. it's 38 days until election day, four days until the first presidential debate, and three days until early in-person voting begins in the critical swing state of ohio. and the buckeye state is where we begin our political headlines this saturday. congressman paul ryan will be holding a rally in columbus in just a few hours from now. it's ryan's second event today. he was in new hampshire this morning, arguing that president obama can't be trusted to deal with the national debt and that mitt romney can. >> as a result of the president's advocation of leadership, as a result of seeing the most predictable economic crisis in our country's history and not fixing it, our credit rating was downgraded for the first time in our history. when mitt romney was governor, the credit rating of his state was upgraded. that's the kind of change that we'll get with a mitt romney presidency. >> governor scott walker, republican from wisconsin, is also in new hampshire today, st
MSNBC
Sep 29, 2012 4:00pm EDT
. >>> and a good saturday afternoon. i'm craig melvin. we are 38 days out until election day, four days from now president obama and his challenger governor romney squaring off in their first presidential debate. but take a look at the real clear politics average of the latest national polls. this, this is the gap that mitt romney has to close in the next five weeks if he is to win on november 6th. topping our political headlines right now, vice president joe biden is on the campaign trail in the critical swing state of florida. as we mentioned a few moments ago. he talked about the gop ticket in ft. myers. >> what they're doing these days, if you notice, they're not talking anymore more about what paul ryan and governor romney are really for. they're spending an awful lot of time telling you what we, barack obama and joe biden are against and what we've done. and they just attack everything. >> the republican vice presidential candidate paul ryan also has a very busy day. congressman ryan is going to have a rally in ohio in just a couple of hours. more on that in just a moment. this morning, th
MSNBC
Sep 16, 2012 12:00pm PDT
in about three hours. >> craig, we are here in denver. we're intending to join the campaign but they gave us a heads-up that the event was canceled. it happened at the result of an experimental plane that crashed earlier this morning where one person was killed and ended up closing two runways. as long as it's under investigation the campaign didn't want to interfere with the emergency response efforts that take place there. clearly that's going to have an impact when a candidate comes into town with all the security he would draw. romney heads off to the state of california, which won't be a competitive state but will speak to a hispanic group. right now he's losing among the latinos and hispanics 2-1. he will follow through the course of this week hitting several battleground states. he needs to focus on the states he's competing closely with president barack obama to win. the president won four years ago. he will head to los angeles, miami, and las vegas this week. and florida and nevada. >> peter alexander traveling with the romney campaign in colorado. pete, thanks so much. appreciat
MSNBC
Sep 16, 2012 1:00pm PDT
. >>> welcome back. i'm craig melvin. you're watching msnbc, the place for politics. here's what's happening this hour. on "meet the press" this hour, israeli prime minister benjamin netanyahu down playing the strains on his relationship with president obama. he also believes israel and the united states can work together to prevent iran from developing nuclear weapons. >> is israel closer to taking action into its own hands? >> we always reserve the right to act, but i think if we are able to coordinate together a common position, we increase the chances that neither one of us will have to act. >>> meanwhile, the obama administration today pushing back against prime minister netanya netanyahu's statement that iran is even close to making enriched uranium for weapons. >> they're not there yelt. they are not there yet. our assessment is, and we share this regularly with our israeli counterparts in the intelligence and defense community, that there is time and space for the pressure we are mounting, which is unprecedented in terms of sanctions to still yield results. this is not imminent. >>>
MSNBC
Sep 30, 2012 12:00pm PDT
>>> and a good sunday afternoon to you, i'm craig melvin, you're watching msnbc, the place for politics. it's 37 days until the election day. three days until the first presidential debate. this morning, a stark reminder of the longest war in american history, the american military death toll inside afghanistan has now reached 2,000, let's get to that developing news, nbc's tia abawi is in kabul, afghanistan, mike taibbi standing by. what happened with the latest attack. >> hi there, craig, well this occurred yesterday just west of the capital, kabul. it happened at a checkpoint on highway 1, apparently a new checkpoint where americans were there apparently training afghan security forces there were american service members as well as contractors at that checkpoint. there were approached by afghan soldiers, apparently a conversation ensued and then an afghan soldier then fired at the americans, killing one of the service members and a contractor. a contractor that was there to train the afghan security forces. the americans then fired back at the afghans, killing at least t
MSNBC
Sep 29, 2012 1:00pm PDT
that paul ryan can do for its message in ohio? >> hey there, craig. good saturday to you. i think he is doing exactly what this ticket believes he can do. we just made a pit stop here at the varsity club on the ohio state university campus. going in to just meet people. and you can see people coming out of surrounding buildings to come see what all the fuss is about. this is the kind of excitement paul ryan generates with his ticket. i think that's why mitt romney ultimately chose him, because he can connect with people on a very real level. he is from wisconsin. he is a midwestern guy. he is a hunter and a fisherman. all the values that people hold near and dear in the midwest, this is paul ryan. so after this event today, though, he will be speaking to the national u.s. sportsmen alliance annual banquet. one of the challenge that this campaign has is that the message they're selling, at least here in ohio does not seem to be selling as well as the campaign would like. take a look at the latest poll numbers from quinnipiac "new york times." it's almost jaw-dropping. a 10-point lead
SFGTV2
Sep 21, 2012 3:00am PDT
with author craig childs. he's been jet setting all over the country promoting his new book, the house of rain. we also want to thank the publishers for bringing craig to us and we also want to thank (inaudible) at the book table at the end of the program. craig childs is a commentator for national public radio's morning edition. he has written noert "new york times", the los angeles times and several magazines. his work has won the spirit of the west award as well as the colorado book award. the book, house of rain, is craig's latest book. please help me welcome craig childs. . >> hello. i come to you from out of the desert. i'm coming to you from a landscape where once you get an eye for things, 3 grains of sand out of place draw your attention, where everything is brought to bear, where everything is hinged to a story, every drop of rain leaving a dimple in the ground. stories are everywhere out in this landscape. when you walk down into the bottom of the narrow canyons made of sandstone and you put your hands on the sand stone faces and the smooth shallow scallops that look like champagne
KICU
Sep 7, 2012 3:00pm PDT
? >> that looks like daniel craig in the rearview mirrojéá4 rñyes. that is daniel craig and all the other james bonds who are involved in this one car chase together. >> that was timothy dalton. >> yes. >> and sean connery. >> and daniel craig. >> was that two different james bonds nodding at each other? >> yes. this is basically a masterfully put together splicing of 007 movies. these are james bonds chasing and shooting at each other. >> for the james bond fan, this is the best thing ever. a james bond fan probably watches this and then their head blows off. >> this is a promotion because on october 5th, sky movie 007 channel in the uk is going to allow fans of the series to watch all of the movies leading up to the release of a new 007 movie. but don't get too excited. the movies are only going to be able to british fans. >> well, that's it. i'm moving to the uk. >> that's it for us here at "right this minute." thanks for joining us. we'll see you next time.
CBS
Sep 22, 2012 1:35am PDT
[meow] craig: did you know by the way, we had to add the cat coming back in the scuba outfit because people were worried that the drawing of the cat had been eaten by the drawing of the shark. [laughter] >> seriously? i blame that woman. [laughter] craig: anyway, here is what i learned on the show. when you have neil patrick harris on the show, he gets very upset he is not allowed to play a game for a piece of fruit. >> last time i won things. craig: here is what you can win tonight. $7 .50 in nickels. some sugar lumps. and maybe -- i don't know if this will come in useful. a feather. you know, i really hope you win that apple because it is going to be awkward giving it back while it is partially digested. a razor blade in the apple? [applause] how do you feel about settling out of court? good night, everybody. [ male announcer ] citibank's app for ipad makes it easy for anne to manage her finances when she's on the go. even when she's not going anywhere. citibank for ipad. easier banking. standard at citibank. helps him deposit his checks. jay also like it when mother nature
CBS
Sep 1, 2012 1:35am PDT
tonight, geoff? geoff: you know, so did i, craig. craig: i think we learned something. geoff: what did we learn, my friend? craig: i think we learned that the piano people won't ever leave the piano behind again. [laughter] ♪ good night, everybody. [applause] captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> is that what happened to my say it was right here >>> east out a family hit by ft they managed to take of with pat mckenna in jewels and what police have to work with >>> the royal of a lifetime tonight at the oakland coliseum >>> his prized possession gone out the thieves made dr. phil feel with the made off with this '57 chevy. >>> it was all part of the livelihood of the bay area family more than half million dollars worth of diamonds coins cash and precious metals stolen from their home. the family wonders what they would do about it don knapp on the one clue police have to go on during >>> crime not a worry in this hercules neighborhood >>> neighbors our concern now that burglars entered this home and made off with $600,000 in jewels >>>
SFGTV2
Sep 7, 2012 3:30am PDT
these and go south. they were always getting pushed around by the environment. . >> okay, thank you, craig, so much. thank you for coming. craig is happy to take some more informal questions in back and of course his book, house of rain, is available for sale in back too. thank you so much and thank you, craig childs. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * >> good evening i am the director of the culture association and devoted to the program and here we have master of arts. (applause). (speaking spanish) (speaking spanish). >> what he is saying that thanks to the bant. bante he got funding for of the peru vaifian culture and got approved. >> (speaking
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